King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

by Foxiferous September 14, 2006

King Noobachadnezzar

The King of Noobs. Period. Even names such as "Noobus Maximus", "Noobperor", "noobident" and "Noobisimo" can not describe people of these proportions.

King Noobachadnezzar is essentially the God/Father/God Father of all noobs.

by Skyther Gitlow September 21, 2007

King Tubby

King Tubby (born Osbourne Ruddock, January 28, 1941 – February 6, 1989) was a Jamaican electronics and sound engineer, known primarily for his influence on the development of dub in the 1960s and 1970s. Tubby's innovative studio work, which saw him elevate the role of record producer to a creative height previously only reserved for composers and musicians, would prove to be highly influential across many genres of popular music. He is often cited as the inventor of the concept of the remix, and so may be seen as a direct antecedent of much dance and electronic music production.

Have you heard that latest Dub recording? King Tubby rules!

by Raging Buffoon April 2, 2008

King_deku18

Some 40 year old pedo who lives in his moms basement, and that takes ratios up his ass all day.

Bro how did u get ratiod harder then king_deku18 oh wait you can’t. 💀

by Strawhat.d.Alex December 5, 2021

sneak king

The name for a deviant sexual act where a male third party intrudes on a heterosexual couple's act, then forces anal sex with the female partner. The third party is usually a friend of the initial male partner.

Actual message board topic:

Subject: "Can you be charged with rape for doing the sneak king? (suprise butt sex)?"

Body: "You bring a girl back to your place and start having sex with her on top. Then when she is really getting into it your buddy, who she doesn't know about, comes out of hiding and sticks up her anus and says sneak king *****"

by Moggraider November 5, 2009

five string king

If you ever have the pleasure of seeing Keith Richards use his five sting, then you better be on your favourite drug, because then you can finaly say you are experienced.

Any tour or LP you can find him on he will prove to be the worlds greatest five string king.

by 21st century prophet August 21, 2006