pulling a kelly  

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)

1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?

pulling a kelly by cheezhead October 6, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

The hottest man alive.

1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive

Machine Gun Kelly by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022

dusty kelly 

Act of hitting a guido in the face with a wii-mote

guido: "shut up"
me: "dusty kelly" (smack)

dusty kelly by stubby 77 April 26, 2010

R. Kelly 

When a man gets every woman he wants; then gets bored with women. He pursues young girls and gets them; gets bored with them too. Eventually he turns to homosexuality.

She married, but her husband turned into an R. Kelly.

R. Kelly by Nancy Wilson October 2, 2007

celia kelly 

celia kelly is the artist of the chug nut song also the singer of chug nut!

wow its that fantastic chug nut song sung by celia kelly

celia kelly by celia kelly July 20, 2006

the dennis kelly 

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime

Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.

the dennis kelly by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011

lindsey kelly 

someone who will make you laugh. they just lift your spirts when you are down plus they have a short temper and know how to roast if needed. They have a truly kind heart but don't like to show it. they don't show emotions but will let you spill yours.

Lindsey Kelly is an amazing person and she is really sweet and has some sass.

lindsey kelly by Mask Girl September 27, 2017