kebabkruncher

kebabkruncher is an anonymous figure on instagram who posts questionable stories ranging from yet again questionable reels to pictures of supposed results of "semen wars" with semen on his backpack and a fish over his face

@kebabkruncher just dropped a wild new story

by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024

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kebaboid

an onion smelling unibrow rodent looking sub specie of homo sapiens who's ethnically greek but his whole bloodline is rooted in turgay, usually named mustafa or emir, hated by everyone on vc because he can't stop shouting, will participate in a circle fuck with anyone and will definitely sell you his sister for a game pass

adenoid: haha oki romanian
user: shut up adenoid ur literally a kebaboid
adenoid : SHUT UP ASTAGHFIRULLAH IM NOT TURKISH!!!!

by ToughAss McDumb May 7, 2024

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Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024

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Keira

Ah, Keira, where do I even begin with you? It seems as though Mother Nature had a field day when she created you. Your presence is as underwhelming as a rainy day in a desert. Your intelligence is so lacking, it's a wonder you manage to tie your own shoelaces without assistance. And let's not even get started on your looks. It's as if Picasso himself attempted to paint a portrait of mediocrity and called it Keira. Your face could break a mirror, and your personality could bore a sloth to sleep. Quite frankly, I'm amazed that you've managed to survive this long without someone mistaking you for a garden gnome and placing you in their front yard. But hey, at least you're consistent, consistently disappointing, that is.

Random Person: “Is that Keira?”
Another Random Person: “Where? All I see is a rat.”

by Aanonymous_Hater May 8, 2024

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Kebda index

Kebda means liver, liver sandwich is a famous food in middle eastern countries especially in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. The word is used to determine the level and the pricing structure of a fast food joint similar to the big mac index

You someone who works as a restaurant or maybe your friends: “ how much does the liver/ Kebda cost?”. Based on their answer , you would gauge the prices of the remaining item.
Liver sandwich usually costs around 5-12 SAR in an average breakfast restaurant. It would work as an Index - which in this case Kebda index to see the prices of other items

by yourfutureconsultant May 14, 2024

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