baby kale

the best fatass dj in the world

i want baby kale as my dj

by vsdvsfDx vc April 17, 2017

Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment

“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE”

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale”

by relwigsnion April 21, 2018

spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.

Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.

by anaKleenA June 11, 2018

Taciana Kalea

Taciana Kalea’s are mostly very hardworking and sporty. They have really big hearts for small things and are really kind and caring for others. They can be really cute, or just downright weird, but they always know how to make you laugh.

Taciana Kalea is such a hard worker at anything she does.

by :::::::)))))))) February 24, 2019

Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.

Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.

by thegingercringer January 30, 2021

Gabe Kalama

Often described as the world’s best bowler. He may use bumpers, but even the best players need help.

Gabe Kalama is such a legendary bowler

by gkals March 17, 2021

Ayaan Kaleem

Ayaan Kaleems are special breeds of humans, known for catching autism.

Hey ayaan kaleem why did u touch alex tala like that?

Because i am autistic

by nibbaonthetrigger October 21, 2021