kappa kappa gamma

Kappa Kappa Gammas are basically, like, the classiest girls alive, right?
WRONG. Kappa Kappa Gamma women epitomize promiscuity, gold-digging, nastiness, and are completely devoid of class. They use their self-described "attractive looks" to get whatever they want from those who cannot escape their clutches. Maybe they're fun to mess around with (it's basically a sure thing), but they do not have the brains, class, reputation, or loyalty to be trusted as anything other than a booty call.

Did you see those Kappa Kappa Gammas last night?

Watch out bro-those girls are NASTY

by exex April 27, 2007

Kaplan

Texting a girl late at night because you've worn out her nudes and you want more.

He pulled a Kaplan last night, can you believe it?

by CasperBeTrippin October 18, 2018

Daniela Kaplan

a lesbian that will eat boys.

"Hide yo wife,hide yo kids Daniela Kaplan is coming!"

by moocherluvscake December 19, 2012

Kaps

Another way of spelling caps etc. caps lock. Mostly used when speaking sarcastic to peole who use caps.

Randomguy1: CAN ANY ONE HELP ME PLZ
Randomguy2: OH KAPS MAKE ME LOOK KOOL AND GIVE MORE ATTENTION.

Randomguy1: WARRIOR ARE GREAT DAMAGDE DEALERS
Randomguy2: AND KAPS MAKE EVERYTHING TRUE

by Skyhunter January 24, 2009

kaput

disappearing in thin air.

the blunt went kaput after Adam dropped it.

by JohnMotherfuckinYaggi November 28, 2011

Kapitan Bomba

Kapitan Bomba it's a polish educational show which was made with an intention for people, who wants to visit or live in Poland to learn about the country and its language. It's structurally divided, first episodes being shorter and use more common words, so the learner learns the most common polish words, like kurwa, chuj, <prefix>-pierdalać, pizda, piedolona ciota, ... The episodes gradualy get longer, with most common words filtered out, so the user can use the knowledge gotten from first episodes to fill the missing words. The universe of Kapitan Bomba resembles Poland very much, like most of beings are gay, like (smell) shit and are obsessed with asses. This could prove very useful to a traveller to Poland, to be more careful, as you can quickly find yourself having stuck something in your ass. The show features also some inside show, called Kapitan Dupa, which exposes the poor conditions in polish army.

Kapitan Bomba is produced by GIT Produkcja (known by having most gay staff), led by Bartosz "Pedał" Walaszek.

Niski żołnierz: Kurwa, panie kapitanie, jak wylądujemy na słonce, to się spalimy!
Kapitan Bomba: Masz me za idiote? Wylądujemy w nocy!

Kapitan Bomba: Nie zginiesz od karabina. Rozpierdolę cię granatem.
Kosmita: He, he, w dupie mam twój granat!
Kapitan Bomba: Zgadza się.

Niski żołnierz: O kurwa, co to?
Kapitan Bomba: To pierdolone chujew! Napierdalać, komu życie miłe!

Kapitan Bomba: Dobra. Teraz trochę teorii: żeby mieć pewność, że nie spudłujemy, lufę karabina wpychamy kosmicie w dupę i nacis...
Chorąży Torpeda: Ech, Bomba, Bomba. Wpychamy w dupę. To, że ty jesteś ciotą, nie znaczy, że musisz uczyć pedalstwa swoich żołnierzy.

Chudy żołnierz: Kurwa! On żyje!!
Kapitan Bomba: Przypierdolcie z granata!!
Chudy żołnierz: O kurwa! Panie Kapitan

by Janshevik March 25, 2010

Kapush

1. (n) Really hot, sexy, fuckable
2. (v) To fuck

RAWRR

1. OMG he is such a kapush! soo hottt

2. Heyy there sexay..wanna kapush?

by kapushablecutiexoxo May 21, 2011