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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Jon jon

A definition of ragebait far superior than any form of ragebait
“Bro are you jon joning me?”
by The chainal construct August 10, 2025
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That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.
*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)
by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025
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Jon

A niglet with a bigger dick than raan.
"Do you remember that little niglet raan? His dad jon is also a niglet, but his dick is way longer."
by Alex. Hamilton September 22, 2025
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jon godrage

to “jon godrage” someone is to indulge in the activity of intercourse
Che: Yo, lemme jon godrage you

Cris: Get away from me freak
by Jgoman m November 14, 2025
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Hello Jon

A quote from The Magnus Archives, often referred to as the Rickroll of TMA.
Jon: Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a house fire in her childhood home. Statement begins.

Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
by Starmustdie November 25, 2025
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brodie & jon

a fiddle of paedophiles. The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.
the alarm was raised when brodie & Jon, a fiddle of paedophiles, attempted to enter the funfair during the school holidays.
by mrs tosser November 29, 2025
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