I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
by JulPringle <3 November 13, 2015
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.
Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 7, 2023
Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 25, 2021
Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania
by ABC boy November 24, 2017
by Kitty_Love23 February 16, 2018