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Jonas Jeppesen

Guy with big penis and he fuck a lot of girls
You have small pp. No im Jonas Jeppesen
by Osama Bin Ladder December 6, 2019
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jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.
Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.
by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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Jona

Jona is the greatest and nicest Person of the World!
Jona ist der wichtigste Mensch der ganzen Welt, Jona ist sehr beliebt, ist schön und hat einen großen Penis .
by Joel_Official January 2, 2017
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a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay
That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "
by nou69420 January 15, 2020
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Jonas

Hey, have you heard about jonas?

Is he Czech?

Yeah

Ok
by Mcdonaldsman May 21, 2022
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Jonas Kr.

of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second

thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !
are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?

Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed
by talkingj March 16, 2025
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