Jersey Tower

when two Jersey Shore actors attempt to perform an Eiffel tower and inevitably have to chest bump midway through it

DJ Pauly D - Yo Situation, chest bump!
Situation - Sweet Jersey Tower man
Snooki - *muffled words* oh, you guys *muffled words*

by jukapAS829 April 29, 2010

Jersey Snore

A show that you expected to be cool but ends up being gay.

Man that Family Guy episode was a Jersey Snore

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

New Jersey Sunburn

When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.

Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"

by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010

New Jersey Pottery

Where a flamboyantly gay man who takes his stepson's dumps and makes sculptors with it.

Ahh, my creepy step dad sold my New Jersey Pottery

by HIJACKER13 May 22, 2011

new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by c November 2, 2017

Hamilton New Jersey

The scariest place u can visit, some say it’s worse then Trenton, don’t visit unless u wanna get gang banged by 100 men with glocks.

Oh he was shot in Hamilton New Jersey

by Justin tit February 24, 2019

New Jersey

The best state in the nation. New Jersey is pretty much all urban, meaning everything is in walkin distance and theres always somethin to do. Its got a really nice hip-hop scene that is often overlooked cuz its in the shadows of NYC and Philly. Best weed in the nation, too.

When people say to me,"HA HA you're from shitty New Jersey!", I tell them "yea bitch, you couldn't make it there."

by dru from new jeru June 15, 2004