January 8

The day you fuck you gf/bf until they break

Boy :babe it January 8th

Girl: finally

by Fjdifngudnekfnfidmdmd September 20, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

No Juul January

A month where it is cool to drop the juul (and hopefully never pick it up again). Part of a new years resolution.

Brov1 - Happy New Year Bro! Got a device on you?

Brov2 - Nah fam, it's No Juul January!

Brov1 - ...

by Monky666 December 29, 2018

National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th)

Analise's (Annalise, Analiese, etc.) everywhere deserve a special day where they get shown a little extra love, and January 17th is that day!!

"Yo, is that Analise?"
"Yeah I think it is, why?"
"Bro it's National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) , the day we get to ask analise if she wants a kiss"

by magazinefein January 12, 2021

January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

by Markgelabro November 9, 2019

January 29

National kiss your bf/gf day! kiss your bf or gf and they cant say no.

gf: It's January 29
bf: so
gf: its National kiss your bf/gf day!
bf:ight
*kisses*

by datbitch6969 January 29, 2020

January 26

You're cool and probably gay

Hey I'm gay and I'm cool because I was born on January 26

by sillycelie February 20, 2020