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jackson hales

contrary to popular belief, not all jacksons are tall, athletic, and fuck like tigers, there is in fact 1 extra special type of jackson out there, jackson hales. now normally a jackson would be all the things I listed earlier but in fact with the addition of hales, just fucks the entire thing up completely to be honest, I mean one look at this guy and you'd be lucky to never be able to maintain full erection again.
help please god, jackson hales is assaulting me again!
by Papa Brayden January 22, 2018
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Michael Jackson

American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.

August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009

Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
Girl 1: Damn! That Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so fine!.
by August-Moon January 16, 2020
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Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020
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barry jackson

Getting ones penis sucked (blo job)
i had a rite good barry jackson off the wife last night she gives a good barry she does
by Penisfettler April 16, 2020
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Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.
Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!
by Kaymmm March 21, 2020
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Jackson Green

Jackson Green known as thecolourgreen on tiktok in which his account amassed over 1 Million followers is massively known for his various povs and vibechecks In which the background music is mainly the song ophelia by the lumineers, he owns that song. his phrase being ‘is everything okay?’ or ‘ieok’.
he is quite short (5’7) and claims to be 5’10.
he is very involved with interacting with fans. he however eats dirt and hates dolphins. but we shouldn’t judge him. he is Jackson. he quite obviously is single as he has not posted a tiktok with any friends apart from his sister. 2 well known group chats that support him are; thelettucegang and Jacksonnation.
his twitter headers have been a strange mix going from an underwater theme to lego characters.

fans speculate he has a crush on Charli damelio.

he is seems very kind even though he never opens his dms.

and if you did ever speak to him be warned. he is the dryest person walking on this earth as he replied to Charli Damelios tweet saying ‘epic!’ although he has got a good sense of humour but many do not stan him as he likes pineapple on pizza. #jacksongreeniscancelled
-Jackson green likes pineapple on pizza! Gross i’m unstanning.

- did you see how dry Jackson was to charli wtf
- jackson is so funny and kind. but he has baseball bedsheets
by JamsCharIes June 8, 2020
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