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internestinct 

The combination of the three words... internet, nesting, and instinct.
INTERNESTINCT is a first time modern mothers instinctual behavior of frantically searching the internet for gestation information (what to expect), baby care information, and looking up baby products such as cribs and strollers.
Ever since Tyler and Kelly found out that shes pregnant she's been doing an awful lot of internesting!

I think her internestinct is really kicking in.
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internet sissy 

One who commits to join a social network when out with friends, but is really deeply afraid of other people. May or may not wear a tin foil hat.
"Why are you posting what Miles says, why won't he do it himself?"

"Oh, he's an internet sissy."
internet sissy by Paski and Twig December 15, 2009

internet boxing 

it is the act of getting blown by some one covered in bees while you are wearing a panda head doing a hand stand naked up against a wall eating a lexington steel topping pizza, and they are shooting ping pong balls at your face and they are wearing a shirt of Ray (aka BrownMan) dueling Rita Repulsa who is using fluttershy and he is using applejack. Then when done they cool of using the banana fan and the Susan Surandon fan.
Andrew and Gator were internet boxing but she didn't finish and he had to cool down alone
internet boxing by ah.animailhouse November 6, 2012

Internet Roleplay 

Internet Rolelplay is where people act out scenarios online. These can be sexual or nonsexual, and people can act as other ages. Anyone of any age can do this, but its weird when a prepubescent male or female wants to roleplay something sexual.
Amy: I really want to do an internet roleplay but I don't want to do pictures.

Internet Talk 

When this guy named Herbie acts as if he knows something simply based off reading it from the internet.
Internet Talk by Mr.BaddAss June 30, 2018

Internet scam 

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site
The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts
Internet scam by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Internet Checkpoint 

Internet Checkpoint is a specific point in the Internet where people from all walks of life would comment about how their life is going on. Started by taia777 in 2012, the original video was removed from Youtube due to copyrighted music. The original version has a Japanese title with a low-graphics thumbnail. Started from Youtube, people would get the video recommended seemingly of nowhere and out of curiosity, they choose to watch it, they find a beautiful collection of commenters who make entries and make us realize no matter how far we are, we are connected with each other regardless of nationality and ethnicity.
Hey bro, I just stumbled upon the Internet Checkpoint on Youtube and its like reading a history book but not boring.