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Jersey "Ten"

When GPS says it'll take 20-30min to get somewhere but a native Jersey driver will always see that as a challenge and make it there in 10min, or a Jersey "10"

Synonymous with a Jersey "Five" for what GPS claims will take 15-20min, etc.
Jack: Why didn't you leave yet, I'm 30min away from you?
Joe: F*ck the GPS. I'll be there in a Jersey "Ten".
by 43on287 February 20, 2021
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ten

can be used for everything
what did u eat today? ten.
do you like like my new sunglasses? ten.

what do you wear? ten.

how long have you been waiting? ten.

do you smoke? ten.
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Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".
"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"
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british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"
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top ten miren

well. miren is a black boy who only got top ten in his assignments. being picked on every day because he blends in with the shadows
guy1:Who are you bullying?
Bully:im fucking up top ten miren
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Ten years

The amount of time spent on the joint in order to become a fucking pussy
Nishikiyama: Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
by Ten year joint guy October 16, 2024
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