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The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.
According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.
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a book you return to again and again (even if only to dip into for a chapter or two) for a bit of cheer and warmth.
"all your perfects is my comfort book"
"holy shit really same!"
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Book Nerd

Someone who is obviously a huge nerd.

No doubt about it.

Their favorite book is probably something like Lord of The Rings.
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Adventure Book

What will you give me for my birthday?
Adventure book
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Book On Tape

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).
I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!
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banned book

a book that the government has forced a specific school library(s) to remove from its shelves and ban checkout of until further notice.
That book is the 3rd-most banned book in the country.
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flexing on the book

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book
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