Breakfast in Bed

To defecate on another's face as they sleep.

"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"

by IcerX August 18, 2009

Shit in the Bed

When something bad happens.

Person 1:Man my VCR ate my favorite movie.
Person 2:Shit in the Bed!

by Reid 3rd January 01, 2004

bed head

To wake up to the feeling of getting head then realize you are.

i woke up and was getting bed head, what a great start for the day.

by FILTHY FUCKIN SPIC December 27, 2007

Bed Slut

Bed Slut is the term for whores who have sex with they Fathers and gut them like shishkabobs with gigantic dildo frogs.

I slept with a bed slut last night she was a real freak.

by Benjy1o678 October 15, 2018

bed soccer

when you nail a girl's pussy real hard with your dick where she immediately moans.

let's just say during our bed soccer, i got my ball in her goal last night. Score!

by smash111 March 29, 2017

dead bed

Dead Bed Someone who lacks performance of sexual intercourse in bed.Basically there boring in bed and don't engage in anything else.They're strictly set to do one thing and one thing only.

There's not any fun having a sexual encounter with a dead bed.

by Ambitions definitions May 26, 2017

Shat the bed

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

by Jaber the hut October 23, 2013