The actual general of the NBA 2k virtual event known as Gold Rush. He shuts the show down every time. He even helped that kid N3on secure a gold suit.
by ParkCheeser September 11, 2020
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by hshshee September 21, 2020
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by Biden Touched Ian September 22, 2020
Get the Ian Rose mug.A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.
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He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.
He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.
by dilfoveryou<3 October 20, 2023
Get the Ian mug.The main protagonist of IanTheAllosaurusDX's story of the same name. He is a red kanjitraxxian Allosaurus. He runs fast like Sonic.
by IanTheAllosaurusDX October 30, 2023
Get the Ian The Allosaurus mug.Ian; a villainous fiend, notorious for copius and voluptuous quantities of gangster shit.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.
Also known for his exceptional cooking.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.
Also known for his exceptional cooking.
"Yo, my man, you see that guy, I think he took my keys!"
"Let it go G, that's Ian."
"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"
"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."
"Let it go G, that's Ian."
"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"
"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."
by Gah!-No!-Stahp! November 6, 2023
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