Ian teo

Though his brain big, though mightiest of Asians, short, and small he is Ian is the beginning of a new race yet to come at the end of humanity

Ian teo: The Ians marched down the stairs, too bad the guards couldn't spot them

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by Adolf Peterson February 15, 2021

Ian Koh

Ian Koh is an aspiring chef who enjoys playing games such as League of Legends. He constantly trash talks those losing to him and shuts up when he is feeding. He also enjoys tentacle hentai.

My name ian Koh i suck a dick long time

by Godly boi March 1, 2021

ian

ian is hot. the best fuck EVER. i
fucked an ian once , luckily im dating him now and his phat juicy cock is in my all day!! i just want him to fuck me into the wall, into the DISHWASHER,
break them dishes. one time he was wrecking me with that dick and my pussy felt relief. he fucked me on the bed and broke the damn TV. he fucked me against the wall now theres a
hole. my ass feels great when his cock is inside it, anal.

ian is my fuck i want his dick in me all day long!!

by rachel paris March 19, 2021

Ian moment

forgetting something, especially if it's important.

Ian: I forgot my charge and my computer is dead.
Parker: Ian moment.

by mathpenguin April 27, 2021

Ian Namu

A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.

Ian Namu?

oh you mean that hawt guy.

by themostinsanestinsanityy January 10, 2013

Ian

Ian is a two faced c*nt and a nonce.
He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.

Holy sh*t there's Ian what a freak.

by dilfoveryou<3 October 20, 2023

Ian The Allosaurus

The main protagonist of IanTheAllosaurusDX's story of the same name. He is a red kanjitraxxian Allosaurus. He runs fast like Sonic.

" I'm Ian, Ian the Allosaurus! "

by IanTheAllosaurusDX October 30, 2023