The art of minimizing stress by an uncontrolled amount of procrastination whilst maximizing alcohol intake, without developing an addiction to it.
by McBoi May 23, 2018
Get the Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce mug.When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
Get the Birth control relationship mug.control freaks is generally females who put their selves in positions of power to abuse it, and they get off issuing orders, bossing people around and controlling them. basically just another form of a huge bully. only thing that gives them that power is money, what if they met someone who was strong and cared not for money and made that horrible mistake?
i cant believe i got to stop coming to my favorite chill place amc theater, because of this control freak, and now everyone stop going here becaause of all these control freaks.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022
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Get the Lime Xbox Controller mug.Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
by Maser vinz November 8, 2022
Get the Control Jock mug."there should be more gun contr-" *smack*
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.
by GhostRepellent November 15, 2022
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