hard larry

Farting in the middle of a blow job

Trisha was sucking my balls and I couldn’t hold it. I gave her a Hard Larry and she gagged

by LegendarylE January 5, 2019

hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.

“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”

by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018

Hard Three

1. When you are asked to pay a 3 dollar surcharge for driving your friends after offering to drive.
2. Extremely unimpressive girth

1. Yo broths, if you need a ride, all you have to do is pay me a hard three.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.

by bpkings9 January 2, 2012

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot May 28, 2016

deenin hard

"Deenin' hard" reminds us that the deen in its ideal form is a productive and active orientation that has downstream effects in all aspects of one's life. It's not a birthmark or an ingroup marker or a personality trait or some passive inclination. It's thus best described by a verbal noun rather than an adjective. It is above all the name given to a continuous process and struggle. Much more can be written about this and the supremacy of language and how language shapes our world.

"word babygirl be deenin hard, i tried to holler at her and she said she would ask her parents if she could talk to me. she's 26 and a doctor! that's deenin hard"

by babyboi_hdizzle September 5, 2014

hard shooter

Refers to a man who shoots powerful squirts of cum, usually far in distance and high in the air...He shoots his cum HARD.

“Yeah, my hookup last nite was a real hard shooter. His first three shots hit the headboard!”

by OtterNine October 6, 2020

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017