Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023

Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.

Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...

by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.

He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Democratic Handshake

When one male gives another male a hand release, typically free of charge

Hey little Johnny thanks for coming to the rally today, Uncle Joe would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation

by Schwanz Master March 2, 2024

Cheshire handshake

The act of being a utter wanker for no reason

“Wow Joel is doing the Cheshire handshake”
“What a wanker”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

Cowboy's handshake

A game in which you grip the other person's hand as hard as possible in the form of a handshake. Whoever loses grip first will get their hand crushed, after which the winner loosens their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy's handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021