händle

To do something without knowing, or saying really what to do. Or just to get something by purchasing or shoplifting.

are we going to händle coffee at Max?

by ugh June 14, 2004

Three-Handed Grope

A girl with massive tits, so big you need a buddy to grab one with three hands

"Holy Shit look at her tits!"
"Jesus lets three-handed grope that bitch"
"Fuck yeah"

by bootysnacka May 15, 2009

cram handle

A random item that is user defined. An all purpose, universal designation for just about anything.

Give me one of those cram handles over there.

I'm not sure what that is, some kind of blue cram handle ?

by Brad124124 November 20, 2007

recliner handle

when a man sticks his super long penis into a vagina when the girl is in cow-girl position. When she leans back with the penis still inserted, the mans legs kick out like a recliner.

"Dude, I was totally bangin this chick yesterday and she leaned back on me and gave me a recliner handle. My legs totally kicked back!

by shavo13 March 24, 2009

Dip Handle

A fancy spoon used by wealthy families. It is mostly used by house servants while pouring soup. It was also a name used by pelt traders, in order to seem more sophisticated.

ladle spoon dip handle diphandle

by Matt Subadafo September 26, 2009

Grandma Handed

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

by Ruffstough October 16, 2009

Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010