gobbling turkey

when a girl sucks on the excess skin of your ball sack

your mom gives great gobbling turkeys

by imtheman098 May 5, 2010

Gobbily Goop

A variant of the 'egg in a basket' breakfast layered with salsa, spinach, melted cheese, and or sliced tomatoes. No variant is exactly the same as its predecessor.

Male: Mmmm, I'm hungry honey.
Female: Would you like me to make you something?
Male: Yes, in fact I would.
Female: How about another Gobbily Goop?
Male: That sounds great.

by bjmerle84 March 30, 2011

Gobble-Naif

an insult to throw at people you hate. this can have whatever meaning you want. the reason it doesn't have a definition is so no one knows what it means except you. the greatest way to use this word is to share the meaning with a close friend and when you say it to someone both of you will start laughing. if they look it up they will find nothing but this. you can turn this jibrish word into a terrible insult that could DESTROY your enemies

person you hate: your ugly
you: your a gobble-naif
you and your friend: *Laughing hysterically*
person you hate: what?

by the queen oh belgium February 12, 2018

Goblin time

Resorting to goblin like tendencies, the user will often tip toe around the room in the dark, sometimes in the middle of sex stealing trinkets and other things. And say things like “me thinks this will be a fine addition to my collection” while cackaling . Be careful out there.

This guy stole stuff from me in the middle of sex while laughing, it was so weird
That guy was just an expert at goblin time

by Bennet the goblin April 20, 2022

chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

by My May 13, 2003

bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by Rory September 14, 2003

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003