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Garden gnome

A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height
Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”
by What tf is up, Kyle December 23, 2021
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Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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Mary's Garden

"She got her Mary's garden out!"
by Wayne Ladlow June 19, 2021
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Sham Garden

A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.
“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.
by LIStrong128 March 8, 2024
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Gnarly Garden

The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.
That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.

I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
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Herman Gardens Housing Projects

A historic Detroit Westside public housing complex (1943–2009) once home to thousands, including Big Sean and Greg Mathis. Known for its tight-knit community, high crime, and gang activity, it was demolished and replaced by Garden View Estates.
“My older cousins used to run around the Herman Gardens Housing Projects back in the ’90s before it got torn down and turned into Garden View Estates.”—Old School Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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