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french weekend

A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.
I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.

Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?

Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.
by Narcosis May 4, 2008
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French Cigarette

An act of oral sex where the giver felate’s the first 1/4 inch of the recipient’s penis whilst simultaneously using their thumb and index finger to manually stimulate up to one inch of said penis.

When this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the "French Sailor"
My girlfriend gave me a French Cigarette last night. It was AWESOME!

Some chick smoked my French Cigarette clear down to the filter.

She's a pack-a-day French Cigarette smoker. i.e. she's a slut
by frenchfan April 7, 2010
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Getting Kicked out of french class

Attaining such a level of intoxication by marijuana that you experience the same emotions as one would have when kicked out of a high school French class.
getting kicked out of french class... "fuck max wine"
by TheCathodeRays September 20, 2009
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French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.
"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
by itothean511 January 27, 2011
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french twist

The act of getting a handie while pooping.
Jim only gets a French Twist from his wife on his birthday.

I had the runs so bad, I was surprised Gertrude wanted to give me a French Twist.
by Dickie Roberts, child star November 24, 2013
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going over french

This can only be done when your girlfriend is a babysitter. While she is at work, you go visit her and have sex in the homeowners bed. It is best pulled off when the man of the house walks in the room as you are putting on your shoes.
Friend 1- "Tyler was having sex with his girlfriend yesterday and pops almost caught them."

Friend 2-"At what point did he catch them?"

Friend 1-"Well they were done and he was just putting on his shoes.

Friend 2"Oh! Its all good. They were just going over French.
by Rustyspikeshackleford August 2, 2012
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frenched

It means taking off all of the crappy plastic trim (and other bits like the antenna) on your car to give it a cleaner look.
Yo dawg, we gave the windows a limo tint, slammed the suspension, frenched the whole body and repainted it candy apple red with blue flames down the side!
by dymadozen December 16, 2015
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