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poster friends

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.
"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."
by Lauren Y November 13, 2005
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let's be friends

Doublespeak for "I don't want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again"
"Jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn't answerd my phone calls for the last month"
by GeoffreyG September 13, 2005
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National slap your friends day

National slap your friends day is on the 4th of November. But you cannot slap friends whose name starts with M,A or C.
Hey Olivia, it’s national slap your friends day !!SLAPP!!
by Smokies November 3, 2020
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Lunch box Friends

A Melanie Martinez song signifying friends who stay besties with you for either gossip, bullshit or random ass stuff that doesn’t mean they’re a true friend.
I don’t want no lunch box friends...nooo.
by Huge Melanie Martinez fan October 29, 2019
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semesteral friends

People you get to know in your classes which you never hang out with, see, or hear from after the semester ends.

This can apply to both high school and college classes.
Harry: You talked to Glenn any over Winter Break?

Alan: Actually I haven't. We really were just semesteral friends.
by friskycurtain January 17, 2009
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Desperation Friends

Acquaintances whom are used as a last option to call up to go out. These "friends" are being used so you don't have to go out alone.
Ugh none of my friends responded if they wanted to come out with me tonight. If I don't get a reply in an hour then I'm calling my desperation friends.
by melbourne's finest June 27, 2009
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phantom friends

A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.
While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
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