Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

by jermlova March 18, 2011

Flat Leaver

When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.

He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.

by Soni November 24, 2003

as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008

Flat

The conclusion one comes to when looking at a women's body and her butt or chest is flat. The difference is told by saying if the front or back is flat.

We saw these sexy girls walking down the street. I wanted to talk to them, but then I saw they were too flat in the back.

by Sanityfan March 26, 2010

Flat

Flat, known to be having a flatt, paper like chest.. worlds flattest chest has been awarded to A.T. for his/her un-puberty transformed chest..

"flats for life"
"boy am i flat"
"hey that wall is almost as flat as me"

by Markham September 24, 2005

flatballs

Lacking balls to get a girls phone number

See Julian

by Melody April 6, 2003

flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 10, 2010