Filet Mignon

A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.

Bro, Chelsey couldn't get my dick hard last night, so we filet mignoned until i was hard enough to blow my load.

by Danomite23 March 15, 2011

Weird Flex But Ok

something that someone says and you answer with weird flex but ok

Guy 1:"My mom died"
Guy 2:"weird flex but ok"

by annoymous1046 October 26, 2018

X-files

a show that used to be shown on Fox but then got canceled about two FBI agents named Mulder and Skully who work on the X-files (unexplained cases).

Mort: Watt r u watching?
Xhu: X-files

by Xhu May 13, 2005

long flex

To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.

This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.

Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14

Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.

Me: Your long flex dude.

by Carl Anka April 12, 2006

flex

Shorthand for "flexible," usually in regard to one's time or schedule.

"Let's meet for lunch. What time's good for you?"
"Oh, whenever - my schedule's pretty flex today."

by Drew_75 July 10, 2006

filetbia

The split of the labia just under the clitoris.

Dude, it looks like a butterflied fish filet just below her labia. You mean her filetbia? Yes sir, that is it.

by Clippyrip October 21, 2008

filetbia

The split of the labia just under the clitoris.

Dude, her labia looks like a butterflied fish filet just below her clitoris. You mean her filetbia? Yes sir, that is it.

by Clippyrip October 20, 2008