Florida Turn

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.

They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes

by sncbrax June 18, 2022

Florida Firefighter

The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.

The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.

by Dr. Peeinpoopinstein June 19, 2022

Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.

Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022

Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......

"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"

by PopeChad June 26, 2022

Florida

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022

Florida Halo

A ceiling fan. Often seen on Internet video calls as a telltale sign you are talking to a Floridian.

Hey Jim, did you see Ron, he had a Florida Halo on his head during that Zoom call. He's down there trying to stay cool while we freeze our butts off up here in the colder states.

by DadJokesForever July 19, 2022

Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 2, 2022