fieldgoaling

When you run across the room and you dolphin dive into your loved one causing your erection to score in between her field goals.

Ex. Johnny goes fieldgoaling on his girl after the game.

by Hsbamdbfb January 15, 2017

field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

failed friendship

When you dont fuck with a bitch no more!

Failed friendship -

When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"

by Jalan666 August 22, 2017

Field the question

1) A response, perception, or point of view for the 'mischief' in front of you.

2) Someone calls you out in a way that forces you to engage and respond fully to the bold accusations they are intending.

3) Analysing and/or studying an accusation in order to blow away its pretense.

That little bastard just shoved you under the bus , asking you about your mama that way. Just cause she was a hoe doesn't mean he can ask you shit like that!

You're one of the smartest sob's I know, field the question my brother!!! I know you will get him back real good!

by NickDLR November 30, 2017

Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”

I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.

by Grumpygills June 3, 2018

Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018