Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy

Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??

by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020

Kid Goo

The residue left behind by kids. Many times this residue is visible to the human eye but sometimes is not. The seemingly random breaking and deterioration of objects is often a side effect of kid goo.

My car is full of kid goo! No wonder the back windows don't work any more.

by boarderjunkie1 October 10, 2010

Covid kids

Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantinesthat resulted from the coronavirus, covid-19.

They are also referred to as coronials. Most will be born between late December of 2020 and spring of 2021.

Sophie was born on February 12, 2021, in Seattle, Washington, part of the wave of covid kids now inhabiting the United States’ west coast.

by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020

Highlighter Kids

Usually young boys aged 6-11, who wear neon athletic clothing on a regular basis. The term "highlighter" developed because the eye-melting color of the clothing. Generally highlighter kids will be somewhat bratty and annoying, although this may be due to age. If a person above the age of 12 (or even 10) wore the clothing distinctive of this title for purposes other than exercising, they might want to rethink their fashion choices. If you or a loved one suffer from highlighter kid status, do not hesitate to give them a sincere chat.

Miranda: Why do those kids think wearing that stuff is cool? I mean come on.
Helen: *scoff* They're such highlighter kids.

by lemondrop260 April 13, 2022

bart kid

a kid who posts sad bart simpson edits on his snapchat story after breaking up with his girlfriend of two days, wears champion hoodies and sweat pants and probably has a perm, always has airpods in and listens to xxxtentacles and juice world. he also tries to act cool by acting not wearing his mask and blaring juice in his airpods during class. probably a trump supporter.

sam: do you see that kid over there wearing the black champion hoodie with the hood up walking with 100 girls blasting x?

jeff: yeah

sam: he’s a bart kid

by lily_sky44 October 17, 2020

MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.

These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!

by Rocoo October 16, 2018