The ramblings of a techno-phobic old lady who is unaware of the technology on her mobile phone. Good for about 7 days of laughing and also as a constant reminder that old people are not more intelligent.
by Unknown69 August 21, 2006
by Some Canadian June 20, 2007
A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie
by weareclay April 17, 2016
A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.
"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."
by anonymous9000 May 08, 2008
It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.
alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...
by alan February 20, 2006
When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.
Shark ..... week
by dome condom August 28, 2010
dark-shark (noun.) a white woman (sometimes chubby) who likes rap music and is attracted to and follows around black males . Often times girlfriends or side pieces of African American athletes.
by Millarga June 22, 2018