Spleens Flower

Cocaine

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.

by Poyomaster696969 September 8, 2020

going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 23, 2012

Flower Grandchild

The subsequent offspring of members of the 1960's peace-and-love movement. AKA children of the original hippies.

"Do you see that kid, River? His parents are such hippies, he's a flower grandchild."

by Littlewing August 19, 2012

flowers

something that's a total mismatch in a fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center.

boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face)

boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.

by Sexydimma August 18, 2013

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

fucking flowers

when a fairy comes and fucks the flower and thn the world explodes

haay look at that "fucking flowers"!!

by gabbadABBA October 14, 2011

Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011