Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.

I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.

by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016

Timid flower

A timid flower is someone who is shy about the idea of sex, but is very kinky

“Yo I had sex with Lisa last night”

“Really? She seems so shy”

“Nah man, she’s a timid flower. She’s a wild thing”

by Kane.mp4_v1 February 7, 2024

Oriental Flower

A grim euphemism referring to the pervasive and often hidden danger of unexploded ordnance (UXO) in various Asian countries, particularly those impacted by the Vietnam and Korean Wars. The term highlights the significant number of dormant landmines and other explosive remnants of war that continue to litter landscapes, posing a severe threat to civilian populations. The "flower" aspect of the phrase alludes to the appearance of certain mine triggers or fuzes that protrude from the ground, bearing a superficial resemblance to a blooming flower, thus deceptively blending into the natural environment. This term underscores the deadly legacy of conflict and the ongoing humanitarian crisis caused by these unseen hazards.

"In some parts of Southeast Asia, a walk through the fields can be a real minefield of 'Oriental Flowers,' though thankfully, they rarely have much of a fragrance."

by HELSeker June 16, 2025

Flower fan

1. Dishwasher
2. (slur) A performative feminist liberal who is hell-bent on niggling over culture war talking points and probably idolizes Hillary Clinton.

Bring the flower fan into the kitchen negus!

by martin looter king jr. December 18, 2021

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023