fairdinkum

Afirmative sexual availability.

If one is single, not in a monogamous relationship, or otherwise not exclusively attached, they are said to be fairdinkum. (it's fair to dink 'um)

To pork someone who is not 'available' would be unfairdinkum.

John has the hots for his best friend's girlfriend Sheila, but to bone her behind his buddy's back would be unfairdinkum. John must tell his friend that he saw Shiela hoing it up with the bouncer at a singles club, and later chuggin' cock in the back alley for free shooters. His friend should then break up with the ho. Now she's fairdinkum, and John can tap dat ass without fear of reprisal.

Linda: "Tom is so hot, I wanna ride him like a Jersey steer. Too bad he's dating Cindy... she'd rip my uterus out with her bare hands if she found out I boned him."
Keri: "You're in luck! As of last night, Tom and Cindy are on a 'break' ... he's fairdinkum!"

by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006

Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

Fair Enough

Fair Enough is a confirmation of a statement. Also can be used as an acronym F.E.

Me: What are you doing?
P: Studying.
Me: Fair Enough

Or

Me: What are you doing?
P: Studying.
Me: F.E.

by Ben Wolf December 30, 2007

fair to middlin'

Term meaning "okay" rather than "fantastic" or "terrible". Derived from the classic game Oregon Trail, which was played on old school Apple Computers. When asked how good of a shot you are, your options are: poor, fair to middlin', and expert.

Ed: How are you today?
Suzy: Meh, fair to middlin'. I woke up kinda late, but i found five buucks in my pocket.

by sara elisabeth September 30, 2006

fair skinned

White person with red hair

That girl is fair skinned

by Plug my bum hole March 18, 2017

to be fair

to begin an explaination, definition or exlamation of pain

to be fair my face hurts, you gimp

by bencé December 15, 2004

Fairchild

Nickname for a person with the last name Fairclough.
Originated from in the early 2000's

Hey Fairchild.

by Jesus Macroni December 22, 2009