so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

by chishiki April 30, 2021

EASY!!!!

WHAT YOU SAY AFTER YOU FINISH A BATTLE ROUND

I'm the best rapper in the world EASY!!!!

by Mr Entertainment November 1, 2020

Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

by Easypeelersqueeler November 1, 2017

easy glide

When a girl is not tight but also loose so your dick glides right on in.

Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Great we fucked and her pussy was an easy glide.
wow sounds perfect

by houston23 December 17, 2014

Easy bake oven

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.

I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.

by Big D lover August 27, 2014

Mad easy

A term used to describe something absurdly easy.

Example 1:

Rick: Dude, the test was so hard!
Bob: Bro, that shit wasn't hard at all! It was mad easy!

Example 2:

Sgt. Dixius: Well done sir! Taking down a terrorist force is impressive.

Gabriel: To be honest, It wasn't that hard. It was mad easy.

Example 3:

David: Dude, why are you so nervous?

Jamal: This game is so important. I don't want to lose.

David: Dont worry! The game will be mad easy.

by Carl Matsmark March 12, 2025