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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Earth

A lit ass song by lil Dicky that makes evironment crisis deniers sit down.
Lil Dicky: we love the earth, it is our planet.
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earth academia

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Earth

A planet that could be much more peacefull and beutifull.
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Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.
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Earth

The suns light reflects onto the moon's moon thereby providing light to the moon. The earth is the moon of the sun
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Earth

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."
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