Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl

Earth day is on Saturday this year.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

earth

Earth is a place with
racism
sexism
homophobia
rape
murder
pedophiles

poverty
abuse
death
cruelty
terrorist attacks
suicide
war
Fortnite
oppressor griefers
Twitter feminists

dream stans
zoophiles
Fortnite kids
furies
the 13th doctor
world hunger
pollution

incest

but it's not all bad we do have
love
happiness
food

earth is hell

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022

Flat Earth

Mythological view of our world

Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.

by Newmarduk December 23, 2021

Down-to-Earth

Somebody who is genuinely good-hearted and high-spirited. Compassionate and understanding towards others, even strangers.

"We love Jacob! He is so down-to-earth!"

by MaddddMoneyyyyy August 27, 2021

thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 28, 2021

Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015