the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022

by Yankee Boogle March 16, 2024

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.
by ray.rubies April 24, 2020

Declining a member of senior command's request to join a small group/discord/sub-division named 101st, having a particular distaste for VCOM Zach
by JMR101Ghost December 29, 2019

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

by Daigleicious June 3, 2022
