Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hookup, and then getting doughnuts afterwards. Sometimes also includes coffee.

Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was your weekend?
Worker 2: Aw, hun- it was great! My man came over yesterday morning and we did a whole Bones & Dones thing and now I’ve already passed my carb limit for the week, plus I’m walking funny. 11/10 I’d do it again.

by Frito Pie May 29, 2021

ripeth done

Past tense of 'Do Ya Rip'. Implies that the 'Rip' did indeed happen upon the unfortunate 'Ripee'

Wee mental davey went to the arcades and spent his disability on the tuppeny nudger and lost it all. The chubby, blonde, female worker commented 'Ripeth done' at the end of wee mental daveys tether. Wee mental davey isn't having this and throws a handful of five pence pieces at blonde chubster. Obviously, chubster goes pure Ford Estate squawking words only Seagulls understand whilst davey's going absolutely acka, uncontrollable at this point, I feel like I'm going to have to walk away and deal with this. David no, you're too strong no daaaavid nooooo

by Wee mental phil November 8, 2020

You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.

Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.

by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021

done a zena

When you ask something so obvious as you ask the question you realise you know the answer already.

Also

Asking for help with a task to realise you just haven't followed instructions

Excuse me how do I open this door labelled Pull, I've pushed it several times and it hasn't worked never mind I've done a Zena

I couldn't submit my essay online, so I did a zena and emailed it directly

by COHORT8 August 5, 2023

you done trumped up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017

Done

Th credits tone done of a nobody, somebody, everybody, regular, and or normal person.

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by Gjrtosz September 12, 2025

one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024