Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
Get the Why does it only work for men?mug. A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the guns don’t kill people, lag doesmug. mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
Get the john doe homug. by lil’S C O O T May 7, 2018
Get the Doemug. by Jules Doe March 15, 2019
Get the John Doemug. by urban wizard1073 October 10, 2018
Get the Doemug. A BDSM term for a submissive sexually mature but sexually inexperienced young female of legal consensual age, available and wishing to be trained, owned, collared, and caged by an older experienced Tusker male.
Once a Doe has lost her virginity and has been trained will be sexually experience, is likely to be sexually demanding and becoming a Kitten.
Once a Doe has lost her virginity and has been trained will be sexually experience, is likely to be sexually demanding and becoming a Kitten.
The Doe kept her virginity intact, finally prepared to give her cherry to the Tusker she had chose to knelt before naked offering her submission.
by Tiger-eye June 25, 2020
Get the Doemug.