by Fake news April 4, 2017
Get the Fatty Mc Dildomug. Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018
Get the Burning Corn Dildomug. Something you don't want shoved up your ass.
A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!
by Xyience January 6, 2008
Get the 20 feet dildomug. Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
Get the Alarm Clock Dildomug. by bobobocrazy September 27, 2011
Get the tickle me dildomug. A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.
My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
Get the dildo jack-offmug. using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly
I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
by Floppy J October 13, 2010
Get the red neck dildomug.