Post Poultry Depression 

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.

Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."

Post Poultry Depression by Chael67 March 2, 2011

Post-Apocalyptic Depression 

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.

Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.

Post-Apocalyptic Depression by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011

Social Media Depression (SMD) 

Also known as SMD, Social Media Depression is a mental state that is melancholic and induced by negative or lack of interaction on a social media platform.

I have a serious case of Social Media Depression (SMD) after not being able to access my Facebook account.

Social Media Depression (SMD) by The Chic Spy August 18, 2011

pre-pottermore depression 

When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.

Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!

pre-pottermore depression by pprofessional nargle stunwitch August 23, 2011

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression) 

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating

After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression) by MARK JOHNSONS III April 20, 2018

Pre-Vacation Depression 

When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)

Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?

Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.

Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?

Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression

Pre-Vacation Depression by JustDon'tPlease July 19, 2018

Stage 5 Depression 

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

Stage 5 Depression by mothers penis April 1, 2020