David Wowie

NOUN: A highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. Named after David Bowie's infamous crotch shots in the film Labyrinth.

His tight trousers gave him a David Wowie.

by Ginny LeChoux April 19, 2014

david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

David Morrison

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis

David Morrison is a lad

by David111122121212 January 11, 2012

David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.

Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!

by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021

David Gritsko

My bf bitch 💓 he lw a thottie thooo

"Wow look at David Gritsko"
'Yeah he's my bf thank you next, bitch"

by Mrs.Headass February 19, 2019

david pilar

David Pilar is the type of person that no one wants to be around. He has an amazingly ugly... personality... and face. He normally has very little brain capacity and has trouble communicating with others, and often gets rejected. This type of homosexual is a rare sight and must reported to the government immediately. If you are seen housing any of these you will receive the death sentence.

The David Pilar was discovered trying to jump off a very tall building.

by exposed49 April 28, 2017

David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.

David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."

by The MGV May 19, 2020