A gorgeous singer, actor, and amazing human. Mainly popular in the 1970s. Now he is a complete acoholic and has been arrested for drunk driving.
by C'estLaVie13 October 27, 2015

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis
by David111122121212 January 11, 2012

David Pilar is the type of person that no one wants to be around. He has an amazingly ugly... personality... and face. He normally has very little brain capacity and has trouble communicating with others, and often gets rejected. This type of homosexual is a rare sight and must reported to the government immediately. If you are seen housing any of these you will receive the death sentence.
by exposed49 April 28, 2017

the Phrase "david lau it" is a synonym for the verb "to allow".
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.
"hey guys do you want to beat up the ecm and steal their boards?"
"No too risky, David Lau it"
or
"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"
"No too risky, David Lau it"
or
"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"
by BarePork January 20, 2013

Contemporary 21st century artist born August 7th, 1969 in Pennsylvania and living in Portland Oregon. His work is heavily influenced by Abstract Expressionism and (Dynamic) Cubism. Ideas for his work are generated by a process he calls subjective extractionism. This is a process that allows an unfocused yet meditative mind to extract meaning from chaotic or random patterns or shapes in his immediate environment. He uses these extractions as the blueprint for a new creation.
1. David Lind painted 'Bovine', from looking at an arial photograph of farmland.
2. David Lind's inspiration for 'Lounging Lady' was taken from a half-demolished lathe and plaster wall.
2. David Lind's inspiration for 'Lounging Lady' was taken from a half-demolished lathe and plaster wall.
by iam whoiam February 13, 2010

by Mrs.Headass February 19, 2019

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.
David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."
by The MGV May 19, 2020
