David Cameron

The Man who fucked a pig

a: Do you know who David Cameron is?
b: Of course I do. He's the one who fucked a pig isn't he?

by The one who never replies January 17, 2017

david duchovny

The hot, sexy, flaring, bulging male star of X-Files. He is not only sexy, but also smart, having graduated from Princeton and Yale. Synonyms: hotness, desire, perfection, Fox Mulder.
Duchovny means 'spirit' in Russian.

"I saw David Duchovny up against a car, and wished I were that car."
"We saw David Duchovny in a red speedo. He has a very nice bulge."

by fangirls April 28, 2006

David Wowie

NOUN: A highly visible/prominent male crotch, hard not to stare at. Named after David Bowie's infamous crotch shots in the film Labyrinth.

His tight trousers gave him a David Wowie.

by Ginny LeChoux April 19, 2014

David Lau it

the Phrase "david lau it" is a synonym for the verb "to allow".
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.

"hey guys do you want to beat up the ecm and steal their boards?"
"No too risky, David Lau it"

or

"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"

by BarePork January 20, 2013

David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.

Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!

by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021

david lind

Contemporary 21st century artist born August 7th, 1969 in Pennsylvania and living in Portland Oregon. His work is heavily influenced by Abstract Expressionism and (Dynamic) Cubism. Ideas for his work are generated by a process he calls subjective extractionism. This is a process that allows an unfocused yet meditative mind to extract meaning from chaotic or random patterns or shapes in his immediate environment. He uses these extractions as the blueprint for a new creation.

1. David Lind painted 'Bovine', from looking at an arial photograph of farmland.

2. David Lind's inspiration for 'Lounging Lady' was taken from a half-demolished lathe and plaster wall.

by iam whoiam February 13, 2010

david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017