Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.

That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry

Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.

by lalanation September 6, 2016

Dusty

When a woman isn't getting any from her husband / boyfriend/ fiancé / partner her vagina starts to become Dusty just waiting for some dick / fingers to clean it out

Marnee just told me her vagina is Dusty because mark isn't giving her any

by Orange juice 14467 August 11, 2016

Dusty Duo

2 ugly mfs as a couple

Shawn and his girlfriend are a Dusty Duo

by Idk a name tbh July 24, 2016

Dusty duo

When 2 ratchet ass people date

Damn look at Shawn (ig:shawn4811) and Aiyana (ig: Aiyana.cheyenne) they a dusty duo

by satanlover534 July 23, 2016

dusty donut

Must summon the ashes of a deceased grandmother (preferably yours or your sexual life partner) only then to sprinkle on to the sexual organ of your said respected specimen (living) to then set It on fire... Your mission: put out the fire via intercourse. Commence the dusty donut. Your welcome ;)

Hey Chester, are we using Ethal or Agetha this time for the the dusty donut?

Chester: Ehh, Ethal i think died older... The finer the wine, the better :)

by TheMadrian June 28, 2016

dusty dickins

When baby powder is placed in a partner's ass crack (as if powdering a baby during diapering), and a man gets behind the 1st partner.

The 1st partner then facts onto the man's penis, covering it with a puff of powder, or a "dusting".

Iafter the cattle rustlin' we were all a bit moist sown under, so we asked our women-folk to give us all some dusty dickins.

by KingofSpain357 June 23, 2016