The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.
Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009
Get the Snap off a Deucemug. A 2-step shitting method. The first motion is where you simultaneously shotgun dip, shit and flush using momentum. The second dip is where one shits any residuals nuggets and wipes the ass.
Joe: Hey Drew I'm having a hard time shitting these days.
Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.
Drew: Well maybe you need to Double Dip Deuce to force it out. Good luck bruh.
by Original_Gax December 3, 2017
Get the double dip deucemug. the act of giving birth to an unexpected pregnancy; when one thinks they have food poisoning or another bowel related illness, but they are in-fact pregnant.
by Vageena Swartz July 5, 2011
Get the deuce at the prommug. "Snoos doos kuh-boos"
-noun; sexual act
1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.
Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)
-noun; sexual act
1.) A sexual act in-which two women, resting on their hands and knees with their rear-ends pointing towards one another, engage in mutual masturbation, while two, equally-large, double-ended dildos have been inserted into the anus and vagina of both women, spanning the gap between their adjacent partner's anus and vagina, essentially connecting their rear-ends.
Snoose Deuce Kaboose
(A.K.A. The Snoose Deuce, A.K.A. The Deuce Kaboose, A.K.A. The Snizz Dizzle, A.K.A. "D-cube'd", etc.)
Guy1: "Hey bro, got any big plans for the weekend?"
Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."
Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"
Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."
Guy2: "Nah, just gonna hit up the bar. Probably gonna try and hook up a Snoose Deuce Kaboose with some phatties, lol."
Guy1: "Haha nice. Kinda like the Snoose Deuce Kaboose I hooked up between your mom and your sister last night??"
Guy2: "Yea.. kinda like that."
by hamking1 April 26, 2011
Get the Snoose Deuce Kaboosemug. by Digitalzen August 18, 2005
Get the little deuce coupemug. Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!
by Adrian the Canadian February 4, 2007
Get the Fresh off a Deucemug. To show love to your homies on the streets. Also, to show respect or peace to fellow gangstas. If ya with me, please do chunk up the deuce.
"I chunk up the deuce of the south and the north." Lil Keke
I saw Jamal ridin', so I hollered and chunked up the deuce to my main man.
I saw Jamal ridin', so I hollered and chunked up the deuce to my main man.
by Dave the manchild January 25, 2007
Get the Chunk up the deucemug.