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Damian

the fattest fuck in the world, doesn’t know how to shoot or pass can’t dribble for shit doesnt know how to drop back or stay central is always leaving the mid open gets no bitches and is prolly never gonna get one but is still a W friend funny asf love that man but he gotta let the tacos go cause he used to be pretty skinny but now he’s a fat fuck but it’s all good tho cause he’s a W cuenca. but honestly tho he got fucking benched by china the mf is so shit ☠️☠️☠️
“who’s that fat fuck
“oh it’s just damian”
by twin twin tre March 20, 2023
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Damien Wayne

Oh! It couldn't be? Am I? Noo....
Hym "It couldn't POSSIBLY be that, like the Homelander, I am also Damien Wayne? No... That couldn't be the case... Hey, wait, what's the timeline on that? If so... That technically makes me the greatest writer of all time! I'm a prerequisite text! Hooray!! Better than everyone!!!!!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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Damian

Damian, where to begin with them. They are the most amazing person you will ever meet. They are confident and have a good sized ego but once they start to care for you, it's the best feeling ever. They can be mean or seem mean but they always know how to make someone laugh when they're feeling down. If you are lucky enough to be with a Damian, don't ever let them go. They will treat you like no others ever have and will constantly put you first. You will never regret falling in love with someone like them. They will satisfy you in more than one way when it comes to lust and love and trust with lust they have a huge dicks🤭)but overall Damian's are the most amazing, lovable, talented, car crazed, funny, the best person to ever welcome in your life.
Damian: just overall the world 🥰
by Polar bear black bear April 1, 2023
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Damiej

Damien spelled incorrectly but funny as shit.
John: Uh who's damiej and why is he in our group chat?.

Damien: oops...
by XEverything was takenx April 3, 2023
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damien

I am Damien
by NewJeans April 6, 2023
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dalmitra

steal your chick guy , savage af , would be a mood to talk , feels the world is his .. likes music , booze and loves to party

Often shy with strangers , wouldn’t be the first to approach a someone
do you see the handsome guy in red

Damn that’s Dalmitra
by Bee roll April 24, 2023
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Damian

Damian is a tall twiggy kid with a girl that is cringe asf most likey with the name Jessica Lessa or Tessa. A brunette kid with a weird mid cut like a korean guy, and a 2 millimeter penis and sometimes he thinks a microscope wont save him, but has big balls.
Girl #1: Omg Damian is so annnoying >:/
Girl #2: frr
Girl #3: Annd his girlfriend is such an e kitten, so cringee
Damian: STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL BITCH *punches wall*
by amazing brother 123 May 2, 2023
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