ConnectXP

A killer of dreams for students at Concord High School, located in Concord, NH. ConnectXP allows parents of students to access up-to-date information on their child's grades at any moment. This program was supposed to "increase involvement between the parents and the school," but all it has succeeded in doing is increasing the hostility between parents and their children, as the children argue about why they failed one or more classes. The launching of ConnectXP was the death of liberty.

Innocent Child: Mother and father, I would like to go see a film with my peers tonight. Is this permitted?

Dad: Don't think so, bud. Not after failing the Bio 2 test.

Innocent Child: Damn you, ConnectXP.

by PTxPrimus March 11, 2008

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Connex Troll

A term largely used by soldiers in Iraq to describe someone who spends the majority of their time in a Connex. The Connex Troll is gerneraly extremenly protective of the contents inside the connex and is angered easily. The Connex Troll is usually very lax in his personal hygene due to the extreme heat inside the connex. When entering a connex guarded by a Connex Troll use caution. Connex Trolls are very territorial and their reaction to an intruders presence can be violent and unsafe.

That Connex Troll sure got mad when I asked him for a part.

The Connex Troll yelled at me for just walking by.

That guy never leaves the FOB all he does is stay in his connex.

by Beau Brough May 1, 2008

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Connor K

(N.)Tall Curly Hair Kid. Very Smart and Accelerated Student, and Hangs with Anthony's and Alison's and Is very Nice.. and Has an afro maybe :D

"They guy is a Connor K?"

by anthony_cool1 January 31, 2009

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Connor Ward

A guy who currently has a tiny penis in life and has to be enabled to go to a penis extender. If currently wearing glasses he is known as a specifour eyes and if so he is the dumbest of the all, if friending this friend he can be a quality friend but some of the times the chips fall onto the ground and sodium cloride falls ontop meaning that he smells like bleach. He loves to be a wannabe princess and currently doesn't have enough money to buy a penis enlargement.

Connor Ward is a Ching Chong Pou, Needs Money For His Pee Pee.

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

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Conner

Conner is a cute little bean who loves the oldies and loves his girl. He’s quite young but everyone thinks he should’ve been born in the 90s. He’s loved by everyone and every girl secretly like likes him. He might get a little too worried about lil stupid things and might have days when he gets a lil depressed, might be a lil saucy boi at times, but over all is a truly alright guy. He enjoys the small things in life and loves to have fun with everyone and make memories. He’s gone through sum crap but came out ok. He’s a very strong individual who runs on trust and pinky promises. Conner is someone to love, and love forever. He’s someone to be proud of. If you meet a Conner, keep a hold on the little feller.. he’ll make your world a whole lot brighter. c: 💕

“See.. that guy over there. I told you he’s hot.”

“Oh, him? That’s Conner. He’s real cool.”

by shortie🥟 June 1, 2018

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