colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

by Dazzledust January 14, 2023

Fake Concern

A person who pretends to care about issues or the "current thing" that doesn't even concern them. They go on the internet to post claiming to "support" the "current thing" and then argue with strangers about it.

Spare me the fake concerns on social media!

by obsoletebill February 10, 2023

Betty cocker

It is either cake or cock and we are all out of cake!

This is a Betty cocker type of situation.

by Chienne pierre May 12, 2023

Forced Cockermo

a male who enjoys penetrating their female cocker-spaniel.

i enjoy partaking in the act of Forced Cockermo upon my dog, Princess Dalphine.

by Lainarina Fecalton July 16, 2023

tik cocker

A male that only posts suggestive videos of his dick on TikTok to solicit clicks to his twitter and OF.

“Have you seen that one dude Jack the Lad on TikTok”

“Yeah, he’s a Tik Cocker”

by NotRobbin July 25, 2023