a non-ziplock plastic bag that you use as a condom when a real condom isn't available. Mainly used by people of the Mexican race or poor people
(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
by paul sullivain November 16, 2009
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Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.
Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.
Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.
Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.
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Get the condom mug.A woman who has high rankings on the political spectrum. Rice is well known for her great efforts to bring about peace around the world, along with fighting terrorism. Condelizza Rice is a lovable version of George W Bush. She is a possible canidate for president in 2008. Another possible canidate would be Hillary Clinton.
If Rice was voted as president, not only would she be the first woman as president, but also the first person of color. It would show the world that America is in fact not racist, and could help America all away around. Compared to Clinton, Rice is far more moderate, with a slight taste of conservative. Clinton leaves that sour liberal taste that won't go away.
You might think Clinton would be a great president since she is a woman. Well then, that's sexist. But if you want to think in that frame, Condelizza Rice would be a great president because she is a black woman. Vote Rice '08, vote for progression.
If Rice was voted as president, not only would she be the first woman as president, but also the first person of color. It would show the world that America is in fact not racist, and could help America all away around. Compared to Clinton, Rice is far more moderate, with a slight taste of conservative. Clinton leaves that sour liberal taste that won't go away.
You might think Clinton would be a great president since she is a woman. Well then, that's sexist. But if you want to think in that frame, Condelizza Rice would be a great president because she is a black woman. Vote Rice '08, vote for progression.
New York voted for Hillary, the state where drugs are everywhere and kids sell themselves for sex and there is rap music and they cannot read. (An no changes since elections) Wel, four thos in Neu York, reed dis. Zoot up a cap in da ass and smok ur weed, Rice be prez for '08. Fizzizzle.
by kewlmanme123 May 8, 2005
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You: No, really, BBQ wing sauce on breadsticks is a great idea, I swear!
Them: Are you trying to condesure me?
Them: Are you trying to condesure me?
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