Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.

Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.

by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016

Columbian Fuck

When you shove a banana, grapefruit, and an Asian in a girls torn anus all at the same time

"Who that girl looks like a Colombian fuck tart."

That's one columbian fuck!

by Evan Stanley Breath January 23, 2017

columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.

My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.

by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017

Columpscious

Large and succulent; think colossal and scrumptious.

"Damn girl, dat booty is columpscious!"

by WallyG9 February 17, 2017

columbus cloud

The first cloud to discover America, set sailing upon the wind

I saw the Columbus cloud last night. It was sailing mighty in the breeze.

by Yelnoco November 22, 2016

columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

columbia chiropracter

A guy who f**** every client he gets

The columbia chiropracter down the road is good with his hands.

by Idek? August 7, 2017