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Chinese Bake-Away

The act and decision-making process of ordering a Chinese (and to a lesser extent less monosodium glutamate laden) take-away while baked (stoned). Motivated by inability to cook and a lack of ready consumables, those initiating a bake-away must overcome several major hurdles:

1)Finding a menu while munted
2)Deciding on a finite (as opposed to infinite) number of foodstuffs.
3)Gathering together keys and cash to facilitate transaction
4)Maintaining both by telephone and face-to-face with delivery person, despite awareness that your reality is not that of the world

The bake-away process usually takes one to two hours from start to finish. Spoils are normally eaten out of container resting on nearest available surface or floor.
A summer's day. Two gentlemen and a lady are reclining in the sun's rays. The lady pick up the receiver.
Lady: Mexican accent. "I would like to order a Chinese bake-away ... no, take-away". Giggles. "A baker's dozen of your finest ribs..."
by Faulkling September 8, 2008
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chanks

a word used as a substitute for thanks and cheers....
chanks for letting me stay at yours last nite
by anony mouse August 5, 2004
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Chinese Wank

A wank where one speaks in tongues by using a special technics created in rural areas of west yorkshire by its locals inhabitants.
"ay up our lad jonny was speaking fooking tongues after hes chinese wank and tea"
by Seany Dangerous January 2, 2009
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Ka-chink

A combination of ka-ching and chink. The act of having a sexual encounter with an asian girl that resulted in an economical loss you didn't see coming. Be careful when using this word as it is very offensive and you probably will be told to fuck off. Not to be confused with prostitution
Ka-chink! I just scored this asian chick last night but now I dont have anymore money in my wallet.
by Слав July 30, 2016
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A wonderful school that has a rich Peranakan heritage. It as a good selection of yummy food at the canteen and a whole POPULAR book shop!!! The classrooms are gorgeous with balconies! Some classrooms also have air conditioning! The auditorium is a full on stage with concert hall seats! The girls are so pretty and are extremely eloquent! The Teachers are the sweetest and are super helpful! ❤️SCGS!
Singapore Chinese Girls School is a beautiful school!
by Plays the piano February 11, 2022
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Chicksand

When you're stuck in a relationship that you do not want to be in, and the girl slowly smothers you.
Dude, you're stuck in chicksand.
by penny_arcade May 11, 2011
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fat chicks

"And I come with hat full of tricks, trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks" - Hokus Pokus by ICP
by JackofSpades April 15, 2008
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