Chili Spigot

a butthole

Steve:so, did you get any last night?

Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!

by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011

Beer Chili

Any bowl of meat and spices that alters the mind.

"What's in this beer chili man - it's fu**ing good!" - "I don't know".

by The Chef de la brew August 9, 2008

Chin-Chili

The sexual act of a female defecating on her partners chin while her partner is performing great oral sex on her.

Female: Honey,what's that on your chin? *Licks thumb and wipes spot*
Partner: Oh that's just a little left over Chin-Chili from our great night last night.
Female: *gags* * turns green*

by K3sa November 6, 2021

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

Chili-Dog Showdown

You eat a chili dog, and then you ride on a roller coaster. If you didn’t puke, you eat another chili dog and then ride again until you puke.

Alright then, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown. Whoever wins gets the girl.

“Damn it, Jerry, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown.”

by JHERRRY June 6, 2025

Louisiana Chili-Dog

When a girl shits on your dick.

"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."

by Chili-DogBot March 9, 2019

Chili Chamber

Another way to say butthole.

Did you hear? Dan had to take a massive dump that destroyed their chili chamber. That’s why they didn’t come to work today.

by Jacoby Bonehead April 15, 2023